Oddly enough, this town is all the same.
Nobody here wants ever to be claimed.
We all seek something so different since
We're all waiting here for our sexy prince.
This place is old and this place sucks so bad.
Living here, you would go severly mad,
And everyone here's evil anyway.
Very far from this place I want to stay,
Yet it possesses a power that makes
Your simple mind and strong heart start to ache.
This place is as evil as the people
Who inhabit its land that is feeble.
I want out of this miserable place!
Around here, I don't want to show my face!
I'll leave here when the time is right, of course.
I'll leave from here with incredible force.
Well, when I decide to finally leave,
I will come back here because I will grieve.
I'll miss the boring people who live life
As if it were such a terrible strife.
I'll miss the boring scenery; I'll miss
The spacious bay. Why does this place exist?
To make me miserable, is that it?
No. This place is full of peace, charm, and wit.
Where'd I be without my reservation?
Tulalip's a smashing destination.