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Congratulations On Your New Life




Congratulations, you are now in life.
In the realm,
You win a few,
But you lose a lot.
When good things have happened,
Prepare for the worst
To be on it's way.
In this lifetime,
You are somebody's inspiration,
Why, just so recently
I inspired someone to get pierced.
Oh, happy day!
Peer into my chest o' treasures
And I will show you something;
I will show you a life, a reality
In which bubble baths are truly enjoyed
To the point of sin
And Betty Crocker is a ho.
Now, let me ask you something else,
What's more important,
How you look or how you feel?
Be wary of your choice,
You could be labeled vain.
Everything in this newfound life is taboo.
You have to confide in friends
Rather than bottle everything up.
You want to become retarded or something?
Many congratulations
To your new life,
Where you better get a job
Before your landlady comes
And beats your ass!

November 27, 2003







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