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Shrrup Am Left Handed!


‘What the hell are you doing?'
My landlord said to me,
‘I'm writing a flippin' letter!'  I said,
‘Cor blimey, can't you see!'

‘Well what are you writing like that for?'
The nutter asked once again,
‘Cos I'm a left handed writer!' I said
Blimey, he's a pain!

‘I'm a left handed writer too he said,'
‘And I don't write like that,'
‘Well isn't that a shame I muttered,'
The cheeky little rat!

‘Look!'  He said, ‘hold it like this,'
‘And write like that - like I do,'
‘Flippin' ‘eck!' I shouted,
‘What the hell are you trying to do!'

‘Oooer,' he muttered in shock,
‘What's the matter with you?'
‘I'll tell you shall I', I said
‘Heed my words and let them through!!!'

‘I write like this! Ok!' I said,
‘Not like anyone else or you!'
And just like that, he shut right up,
Just like I knew he'd do!



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