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Shrrup Am Left Handed!‘What the hell are you doing?' My landlord said to me, ‘I'm writing a flippin' letter!' I said, ‘Cor blimey, can't you see!' ‘Well what are you writing like that for?' The nutter asked once again, ‘Cos I'm a left handed writer!' I said Blimey, he's a pain! ‘I'm a left handed writer too he said,' ‘And I don't write like that,' ‘Well isn't that a shame I muttered,' The cheeky little rat! ‘Look!' He said, ‘hold it like this,' ‘And write like that - like I do,' ‘Flippin' ‘eck!' I shouted, ‘What the hell are you trying to do!' ‘Oooer,' he muttered in shock, ‘What's the matter with you?' ‘I'll tell you shall I', I said ‘Heed my words and let them through!!!' ‘I write like this! Ok!' I said, ‘Not like anyone else or you!' And just like that, he shut right up, Just like I knew he'd do! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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