Shenni had a little lamb
it's wool was
as black as sh*t,
everywhere that Shenni went
the lamb wouldn't go,
Shenni got behind
and gave the lamb
a shove,
but that lamb sat right there
and would not budge.
Shenni got angry
and vowed to get
her revenge,
she got her trusty shotgun out
and pointed it
right at him,
"Ya either move
or ya ruddy
a$$ is mine,"
the lamb moved alright and
kicked Shenni in the behind.
Shenni HAD a little lamb
it's wool was
as black as sh*t,
she got her revenge
and made a rug
out of it.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Jan.21/2004
I just wanted to write something funny. Shenni, I'm not saying you're cruel, I just felt like writing an amusing poem. LOL Sorry.
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