Allow me a moment to thank my lucky stars
That today is Friday. I shall spend the rest
Of my weekend in bed, vomiting up my dinners
And breakfasts' because my stress has gotten
The better half of me. Okay, so my moment of
Gratitude is up and now I want to sleep
Eternally forever. Or maybe just for a few hours.
My days are numbered by anguish and depression,
My hours are littered with confusion and sanity.
My minutes are filthy with disrespect and anger,
My seconds are- well, they really are only seconds.
You cannot comprehend all this, I know, so don't
Give it a fleeting thought. From heaven to hell,
I'm sure I'll be well because I have the saint of mind
To help myself when need be. I'm cool like that,
Excuse me now, the toilet awaits my upheaval
Of last nights turkey potpie.