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Ground Hog Abuse


People go pounding
upon his door
at 6 o'clock in the morning
to get his fat,
lazy a$$, out of bed.

They grab him by the
scruff of his neck
and hold him high
in the air,
is he going to see
his shadow or not?

The ground hog sees
his shadow and exclaims,
I've gained a little
weight this year."

Other places in the world,
our little, furry, fat friend,
pokes his head
out of his hole and says,
"Nope, no shadow this year."

He gets grabbed,
before he can get
back into his hole.

"Hey, put me down,
it's not my fault
I can't see my shadow.
It's a cloudy day,
get a life."

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Feb.2/2004


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