Pathetic, Depthless Rich Girls Trying To Act Smart, Oh How I Abhor You!
They sit there with seedless eyes,
Dull and lacking kindliness.
Laughing and mocking everything.
Always dodging the bullet,
Always taking the easy way out.
Sitting there, half awake,
Drooling and barely breathing.
Their faces are painted
With cheap Mabeline makeup
And a look of loathing for all things literal.
I know their daddies paid good money
For the college to tolerate them.
I know their mommies paid good money
For those fake boobies
That I so desire to have myself,
But would never go through with getting.
I hope they fail this class
And every other class they take.
The come to class with their cheesy poetry
And cheap stories of penniless days at the mall,
Though they are rich
Beyond my wildest dreams.
They mock all things in
The creative writing department.
They know who they are,
Trying to be ‘deep' and ‘compassionate'
About the world around them
When they care more about bikini waxes
And pedicures.
Oh to be luxuriously shallow like them,
To be dull and boring and
More full of money than morals.
Yes, it is a sad day in the history of people
When these girls think they can
Run the country.
I hope they fall in a well.
March 3, 2004
Suge
Pathetic, Depthless Rich Girls Trying To Act Smart, Oh How I Abhor You!