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The Bionic Re-build!I had an operation, Cos I was totally up the wall, So me surgeon Adrian said to me; ‘Cath, I'll do my all!' ‘I‘ll my all to put you right,' ‘And fix you up real neat,' ‘And before you know it - just like that,' ‘You'll be back up on your feet!' So the operation ‘bionic' went ahead, And glory, glory be… He went and put me right, Cos he's a clever man you see! We didn't know if it would work, This bionic rebuild he performed, But what can't speak can't lie, And another miracle has now dawned! So he meddled here and there, And he did a bit of this and that, And just like that, the bionic woman was here! Well blow me down and knock me flat! He put right the wrong in me, And golly gee he did it well, And I have to honestly say! Adrian M, you are just swell! Now I can't run too fast, Well, I can't run at all, That's because I'm a bit of a mess, And it doesn't take much for me to fall! So now I want a metal spine, New knees and new hands too! So Adrian, get your gown on! Cos the bionic woman's coming through! We may as well go the whole hog, And build this metal body, Cos you know you have to agree with me…! It's a little flippin' shoddy! Now I've given up operations, They're gona to be a thing of the past, Cos I certainly cant keep doing this, I'm becoming more bionic - fast! Bionic aint a bad thing I suppose, I mean to say, I'd have no pain, All me arthritis would be gone, And I'd at last be normal again! What Is Normal? Am I Normal? …Ask Me Surgeon… He Knows Me Well! Now Smile, Cos Bionic Is All Good! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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