Is the time near
Do you have the fear
Are you close to dying
We are open 24/7 just for you
We keep the price down so you can afford us without selling your soul
We are not associated with any higher or lower orders and our staff are all contract workers that show no favoritism for anyone but you (as long as you are our client)
We never divulge your information to anyone for any price
All our work is almost guaranteed
We do offer a money back program for the ones of you with multiple personalities'
We have been in business for over 1,000,000,000 years
Our first customers were a young couple named
Adam and Eve...