Slots of luck
when you throw
a couple of Andrews
into the gaping maw
of a cash cow
it in turn offers
eight hundred credits
of pure nickel plated fun
at 9 lines times 5 coins
bet on each line displayed
that gives you a little under
18 spins or pulls or curses
to hit a jackpot or else
your Jacksons will go plummeting
like Micheal's popularity
into the loss column
but having recently won!!
20,000 nickels for a measly
investment of $40.00 spent
has caused me to enjoy tending
a herd of electronic cash cows
feeding then my greenback hay
and hoping to milk them
for all they are worth
so far my milk has
only been evaporated
and my wallet is
lactose intolerant
but I haven't
bought the farm
yet!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Artis~Summer~2004
