All the dinosaurs voted, then
they came and got Barney
they were tired of all of
his big purple blarney
he made each of the scary ones
look way too nice
cause they drank lots of blood
he drank sugar and spice
brontosauruses don't dance
around singing songs
their necks are too long
and their legs aren't that strong
Barney wrecked all the
T-Rex's fierce dispositions
by playing with kids
teaching them all to listen
pterodactyls can't fly
without hearing that tune
"I love you too" won't you
come and play with me soon
while the raptors all leap
in a straight chorus line
but their hungry for meat
Barney's leg's looking fine
anklysaurouses all
decked out in purple socks
found it hard to be camouflaged
between the rocks
and Jurassic is grassic
you are sure to be killed
if a predator spots your
huge purple duck bill
So they came and got Barney
then they took him to school
where dinosaurs learn
to look mean and act cool
last I heard they'd turned
Barney into a great leader
and he looks like a giant
purple people eater
now he's found on late channels
scaring folks off to bed
as he munches on humans
crushing bones into bread
roaring like a mad monster
things are back to the time
when the dinosaurs ruled
and the fear was devine.