A young girl
Called Kate,
Was in quite
A state,
Her hair had
All turned green.
Her face was
All blue,
Her long legs
Were too,
And her mother
Was so mean.
Her sister
Was mad,
And so was
Her dad,
And her teacher,
Had torn up
Her books.
Her pet dog
Was dead,
Her frog had
Turned red,
And a fox had
Eaten the chooks.
She'd just
Lost her cat,
She'd been
Chased by a rat,
And her brother
Had hidden
Her purse.
She'd stepped
On a snake,
And tripped
On a rake,
And her headache
Was getting worse!