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Grandma Did It
Grandma stepped on
the cat's tail
and blamed it
on the grandson.
She ate the turkey
and blmaed it
on the family dog.
Granma drank the beer
and blamed it
on the cat.
She ate a can of beans
let out a little toot
and blamed it
on grandpa.
Grandma broke the chair
and blamed it
on the cow.
She wrote on the wall
and blamed it
on the baby.
Grandma went to bed
for the night.
Grandpa put his teeth
in his mouth and yelled,
"Don't believe anything
that old bag says,
Grandma did it!"
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.15/2004
Grandma Did It
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