Sally Seeple was a college co-ed,
Who never met a man she couldn't bed.
When she went through the human race,
Decided to expand her tastes,
Tried an elephant and now she's dead.
There once was a man from Tallahassee
Who went to I.U.S. for a science degree
One girl that he was often boning
Inspired him to try cloning
he double majored in biology.
A Mexican named Tacquito
He was blessed with a large burrito
He met a lovely senorita
Who exposed her tasty pita
And he ate her like a Dorito.