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Monster Party
(Note: I wrote this in honor of Halloween.)
October is the best time of the year for
witch's to come out of hiding.
Get your pointed black hat, get your broomstick
and bubbling cauldron and meet me out back.
They're having a party at Roxanne's,
and all your buddies will be there: Frankenstein,
the Pumpkin King, even the Ghost of Christmas
Past, I heard he got married last April to Count Dracula's
stepdaughter. They're going to play a lot
of Halloween games, I know
you'll love those.
Instead of playing bobbing-for-apples
this year, they are going to bob for the
zombie's brain. It fell out of his head
during badminton practice twice last week;
the surgeon had to use Crazy Glue to get it back
on.
October is the best time of the year for
witch's to come out of hiding.
Get your pointed black hat, get your broomstick
and bubbling cauldron and meet me out back.
They're having a party at Roxanne's,
and all your buddies will be there: Frankenstein,
the Pumpkin King, even the Ghost of Christmas
Past, I heard he got married last April to Count Dracula's
stepdaughter. They're going to play a lot
of Halloween games, I know
you'll love those.
Instead of playing bobbing-for-apples
this year, they are going to bob for the
zombie's brain. It fell out of his head
during badminton practice twice last week;
the surgeon had to use Crazy Glue to get it back
on.
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Monster Party
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