I met a British Superman
in a chat room today.
Superman has a foot fetish,
asked me to describe
all of my toe rings,
tell him my foot size.
I told him that a man
once ate blackberries
off of my toes...
He asked if I
had a webcam because
he really wanted
to see my feet.
I told him,
in his local dialect,
to bugger off,
but I wasn't rude.
I wished him good luck
in finding his
"Toe-Ring Theresa"...
Tara, he replied,
her name should be
Tara.
