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Senile Ol' Coot


He looks funny walking around
with underwear on his head,
he chews on a sponge
thinking that it's bread.

He answers the phone
holds it upside down,
puts on high heels
dresses like a clown.

This senile ol' coot
has got it going on,
he uses a knife and fork
for a set of salad tongs.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Feb.8/2005







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