When I go to the Baker,
to buy a loaf of bread.
I must think about,
what to buy, before
I lose my head.
I really want to spoil myself,
and buy a cream cake
but that's totally out of the question
because my diet rules I'll break.
I love an hot cross bun
it's oh!so nice and spicy,
but when I count the calories
it's oh! so dicey.
Fruit cake and sponges,
are there for my temptation
this is when my hormones start,
and I'm pent up with frustration.
With the fresh smell of yeast,
from bread baked, on the site,
it's a this very moment,
I feel I've lost the fight.
Bowls full of fondants,
and other sweet meats,
coconut ice and free
sugar mice treats.
All these are samples,
free for me to taste.
Now it's at this very point
I really have to haste,
it's because of all these treats,
although their very nice.
When it comes to counting calories,
I certainly think twice.
