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Oh My God, What A Shock!!Oh my God I got a shock, Bloody good job I didn't wear me frock! Cos I got bowled over by this guy, When he told me his age, I began to cry! I thought he was 20, oh glory be! But the buggers not much younger than me! I want what he uses on his skin, Cos his is great, mines too thin!! He told me his age was (oh I can't tell)! Cos the sod will give me sheer hell! All I can tell you is this you see… He's 10 bloody years younger than me! Now at 48 pushing 49, I'm old! Tired and knackered and feeling the cold! But there he is this wise old guy… He looks so young, am gona cry! But he won't tell me his secret true… He's keeping it to himself, oh what can I do? I'm gona kill him, and string him high! But for now am going off to cry! I'm gona have to get me some surgical spirit, Or maybe pollycell for me face and fill it! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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