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Split Personality!Someone was knocking at me door, But I wouldn't let them in, Cos I didn't know who it was, And me nerves were wearin' thin! I peeped through the window, To see what I could see, And oh hells bells and flippin' 'eck, Meself was lookin' at me! I blinked cos I couldn't believe it, But me outside didn't blink back at me, Now I was really worried, I couldn't understand it you see. I moved away from the window Then much to my surprise, The curtains were closed - so after all, That wasn't 'me' stood there with closed eyes! I looked at meself in the mirror, And blimey what a shock! That was a fella that looked back, It was me in me sisters frock! Horror, shock and fear hit As I looked back once again, And there I was, just meself I think am goin' insane! Yep, split personality Me doctor said to me, But I didn't take notice of him And my other head did agree!!!! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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