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6 Bags Of Spuds And Sugar!Well, it seems we've both been on a diet, And wow but we lost weight! We were all made up and chuffed! Cos we used to look a flippin' state! How much had she lost I though! But didn't like to ask in case… She got all embarrassed! And lost a little face! So I decided to forget it, And just asked her outright, Just how much she weighed! Wow, did she give me a flippin' fright! Well, then she asked about my weight, And of course I said with glee, I've lost 2 bags of potatoes, And 2 bags of sugar! Golly gee!! Well she wouldn't tell me true, Just what she had lost, So I worked it out on me calculator, And this is what I got! 5 bags of spuds and 2 bags of sugar! Oh glory, glory me! Well, that's what my calculator said! And it's as accurate as can be!! We laughed and laughed some more, And we both of us did agree! That inside the fatty we were, It's the thin one we wana be!!! …See Lin, I didn't tell now did I... Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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