Student life is pretty easy
Just act cool and very cheesy
You'll get drunk in bars
And if you're a guy find mystery bras
You halls will be full of gossip and talk
And you'll be attracted to someone like cheese is to chalk
You will fall in love but make great friends
And curse the day all this ends
You will move into a house and it will go really well
Until things turn sour and you end up living in hell
You will kiss someone you don't like and feel quite bad
But pretend you slept with them and that you are a real lad
You'll make mistakes and learn to shock
But will graduate in the school of the hard knock
Drugs will be there for you to get high
You will smile, laugh, be sad and cry
You will learn to miss lectures in many ways
And have these memories till then end of your days
Stories to tell your children and wife
About those great times of student life.