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YOU ARE MY LIGHT ( Daveda's Hybrid Concrete Candle Style )

BEAUTIFUL IS LOVE ( The Blitz Style )

YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING ( Free Verse)

SO VERY REAL AND TRUE ( Waltz Waves )

COME MY LOVE ( Waltz Waves )



YOU WHOM I LOVE SO MUCH AND MORE (Waltz Waves)

SO VERY DEEP INSIDE ME ( Waltz Waves )

DAY AND NIGHT ( Waltz Waves)

MY DEAREST DARLING ( Waltz Waves )

YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME ( Waltz Waves )

MR. WONDERFUL YOU ( Rictameter )

MOONBEAMS AND YOU ( Rictameter )

TRUE FRIENDSHIP ( Couplet )

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF ( Butterfly )

S U M M E R ( Dorian 42 )

THE SWAN KING ( Key To My Heart)

BUILDER OF DREAMS ( Key To My Heart )

YOU ARE ( Etheree)

MOONGLOW ( Rictameter )

THE HIBISCUS DANCE ( Butterfly )

HAPPY AND BRIGHT ( The Bell )

YOU ARE MY WHOLE WORLD ( Cascade )

YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE ( Cinquain )

HE'LL GIVE YOU LOVE PEACE AND HOPE ( Quatern)

LOVE CAN BRING A SONG ( Serpentine Nonet )

THE RAINBOW CONNECTION ( Rhyme)

ALWAYS (Quatern )

THANK YOU GOD ( The Bell )

VESSEL OF LIGHT ( Vessel Of Light )

YOUR VERY BEAUTIFUL LOVE ( Trine )

YOU ( Jesus Tears )

THE RED THE WHITE AND THE BLUE (Free Verse)

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TOO MUCH  E-MAIL


  





 
 
 

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~TOO MUCH E-MAIL~
(Humorous Poem)


Oh, no! It's happening again,
When I went to open my e-mail
So much garbage I found there,what a pain!
And to my dismay knew I was getting nailed!

Everyday I get so much spam e-mail,
To give me a  headache without fail,
They sneak on me, like a fatal disease,
And try to bring me, all the way down, to my knees!

Eh, Buster! What's this with your stupid e-mail?
You  give me nightmares like some horror tale,
I erased it, but the next day three more copies came,
Eh! You better stop that now! that this is  not a game

 Your whole attitude really sucks,
I can't believe the things  you do for a buck.
Don't you have better things to do too?
 Than pestering and screwing people, like you do

Eh, buster! I know sometimes things are bad,
But, why,do you to make it worse by making me also mad?
And what's this about me helping you with some money,
Do you really think? that I am that dim or brained-dead?

All your e-mail  tactics really amazed me,
You want me to… what did you say, again?
Eh, buster, I won't do that,not in a million years!
So I want you to know that all your trouble is in vain

I am so happy when I see my friends' e-mails,
That's one of the best things that everyday I still get,
But, what's my horror when I see them buried by trash,
No! I don't need to lose any weight, because I am still fit!

Oh no!My server is telling me they've stopped my email,
Eh, you buster!is all  your fault, for sending me trash,
And now I have to delete it all in the next hour or  two,
Eh punk,! You  better don't mess up with me anymore here


What did you say about me? About getting some prozac,
Who says, I am depressed? And my liver is okay and I don't pills,
What did you say now? That you have something for my boobs to grow
Eh Buster! I don't need that!or to grow anything in that "place” neither!

Eh, you! You're so lucky I can't really get you,
You're making my life online, sometimes a hell,
And I don't want to buy any of your blue,or pink pills,
As for "those pictures" you can show them to somebody else Mel!

I am so tired of getting spammed and jammed, and it's you to blame!
I'd would like to get only emails from my friends,
My poor baby (my pc) is taking such a beat and gets sick too,
Eh, buster!Your behavior is a shame! And this's not a game!

I'm about to lose it with you, and you're making me sick too,
Stop sending me all those silly offers than don't work but just fail,
Eh, buster, you'll see, one of these days, I'll get rid of you,
Then, you won't get me anymore, or invade, ever my email!


LOL,LOL,LOL (:



Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright2005








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