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Bonkers for Conkers

Going Bonkers for Conkers

Going bonkers for conkers
And that's no word of a lie
Because of conkers,
I've heard spiders are shy

So I'm taking my self
Off to the woods today
Then I can spread conkers
Over the house all in a nice display

For I've been told
From a legend of old
That spiders hate chestnut,
I'm inclined not to believe… but….

There is a is spray on the market
“Spider Stop” it's called
And one of its ingredient
Is chestnut, how very convenient

So instead of a trip to the woods
I shall go buy myself some goods
From the local shopping mal
That Spider Stop is now my greatest pal

Cos I'll be spraying all around
Round the doors, the ceilings
The plugholes of the sink
They are spider's favourite playground

So farewell old spider
Cos your days are done
You have your time of fun
Cos I've got a “Spider Stop” gun!

Jayc
17th August 2005




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