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Flippin' Confuzin' Computerzzz!!!!!!!!


When I put the socket in the wall something went quite wrong,
Sparks came from me tower, cos the lead was much too long!
The mouse ran along the desk, and got caught in me mat,
I just couldn't control it, and I wasn't havin' that!

Then I tried to sort me Rom out and I failed at that quest,
Me DVD was up the pole and I wasn't at me best!
The CD tray went bananas and it got stuck in the thing
And instead of playing music, it made me mobile ring!

I put the pocket in the port and attached to this and that,
And still it wouldn't work, and the mouse cra*ped on the mat!
So I moved the ports around a bit and tried to make it better,
I threw the ruddy instructions away, and ignore the ruddy letter!

When the pocket went to the port it blew a hole in the wall…!
I heard somebody screaming to make an emergency call!
So I tried to phone the operator, but the line was totally dead,
I made a mistake with the port and blew the phone wire instead!

Me motherboard had frazzled, and it melted me Ram port,
Me solder iron snapped in two, no solace could be sought!
So I took the Ram out, and threw it across the desk,
This flippin' computerz drivin' me nuts and am not at me best!

Then I took the graphics card out - and threw that away as-well!
Me processor then packed in and so I kicked it as it fell…!
Then me monitor went crazy, the ‘Degauss' went beserk!
Cos it wouldn't let the gas out!  Nothin' would ruddy work!

I tried me best with everything, but nothin' went quite right!
Then the flippin' thing blew up…and it vanished outa sight!
So when the electric hits the pocket - in the port of the tower,
And a surge of activity increases by the hour!

And everything lights up, just like a Christmas tree
That's the time to quit and be a computer wiz like me!

Flippin' Confuzin' Computerzzzz!!!

Female's can do their stuff on a computer!!
Oh yes, I am all that and more!

Read it and weep fellas...
But whatever you do;
SMILE!!

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