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Just Behave Yourself!!!Oh dear me and sugar plumbs, Just what will we do! We had a conversation in the pub, While we were in the loo! We were discussing something personal, And Sue commented on that score, But me; I disagreed… And some people heard me through the door!! Cos these women heard every word we said, Oh sugar plumbs, oh glory, glory be! They were in the loo next door, The one right next to me! Cos I was in the dippy loo, You know accessibility! The one between the male and female one's! Oh what a sight to see! Cos as we had this conversation, Two women came out of the other loo, And said to Sue; ‘go for it kid! And do what you have to do!' Well we burst into laughter, Cos at the end of the day! We were only joking! Then a fella came our way! Actually, I didn't see them, Cos I was still inside the loo, But I was only having a number 1… And not a number two! So this fella looked at her sharply, And tutted, as old fellas do! And told her; ‘just behave yourself! Cos everyone heard you in the loo!' It's a good job I was in the loo already! I almost wet with laughter! It's true! And as we came back to the table, Sue didn't know what to do! I asked her who the fella was, And coyly she said to me; ‘I have no idea at all! But he was about age 73! When we got to our table though, We couldn't keep a straight face! And if anyone had a problem with that, We didn't give a damn, and that's the case! So the moral to this tale of ours, Is simply just to say to you! Make sure the coast is clear! Before you go blabbing in the loo! Do we care? Nah, we're invincible! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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