Climb the highest mountain, punch the face of god

This is what maintenance has done to me

I could go for a cigarette and a spank right now.

I walk around the offices,
No one's here, only me, working
Through lunch…well, I don't
Get a lunch, I'm only part-time.
So I'm just working and
Realizing that someone in
Maintenance switched mine and
Roger's chairs around. I'm so confused.

My day has now been thrown off.

I don't like Roger's chair; it has
No armrests and I feel like I'm
Gonna fall out of it.

It's also too short.

It's also not the f---ing
Chair I started with,

I'm still up for that cigarette, and that spank too.

December 2, 2005

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