HOPE YOU HAD FUN ON THE RUN
WE MISSED YOU NOT ONE DAY, BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE
YOU GO ALL THE WAY TO THE WEST
WHILE LEAVING US ALL HOME, OH YES!!
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YOUR PAGES I GUARDED AS BEST I CAN
BUT HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE LITTLE OLE MAN
HE CREEPS IN THROUGH THE CRACKS YOU SEE
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T SEE YOU OR ME!
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HE TRIES HIS BEST TO TAKE OVER
IF I COULD FIND HIM, I'D BREAK HIS SHOULDER!!
HE'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE KNOW IT ALLS
THAT MAKE A MESS, THEN I HAVE TO MAKE THE CALLS.
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BEGGED FOR HELP FROM THE STAFF
HAVE YOU SEEN THE AFTERMATH??
ALL I DID WAS CHANGE A PAGE
HE MUST'VE GOT MAD AND STARTED A RAGE.
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I WAS NERVOUS, DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT HAD I DONE TO THE LITTLE OLE MAN?
THE BACKGROUND WAS PINK WITH A RED HOUSE
I DIDN'T WANT SLEIGHBELLS ANYMORE, AND NOT A MOUSE.
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I WAS TRYING TO DRESS THE FRONT ANEW
FOR THE NEW YEAR WAS HERE AND CHRISTMAS HAD FLEW
BUT THE LITTLE OLE MAN DIDN'T SEEM TO CARE.
I COULDN'T FIND MY PRETTY FLOWER ANYWHERE.
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I'D CHANGE THE MESSAGE OF CHRISTMAS CHEER
AND LO AND BEHOLD IT WAS BACK FOR THIS YEAR.
I TRIED OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN VAIN.
HAD TO CALL TO THE STAFF TO HELP AGAIN.
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I TOLD THEM TO FIRE THAT LITTLE OLE MAN,
OR I WAS GONNA CATCH HIM AND PUT HIM IN THE CAN..
YOU BETTER LEAVE KK'S PAGE ALONE,
AND GO SOMEPLACE ELSE TO MAKE YOUR HOME.
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SO WELCOME BACK KAREN DEAR
I HOPE I DIDN'T CAUSE TOO MUCH MESS HERE.
BUT I PROMISE YOU IT WASN'T ME
IT WAS THE LITTLE OLE MAN WITH THE KNOBBY KNEES!!!
SHY---WELCOME HOME
(really it was him......I ain't kidding....he's here
somewhere, better not come unarmed...........he's here.....)
