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Oh To Be A Bar Of Chocolate!Oh to be a bar of chocolate! Oh what bliss that would be! I could live my life in comfort, and have my chocolate for free! Cos I am a chocoholic! I have to admit that you see; And of all the manufacturers, it's Galaxy for me! I can-not let a day go by, and not have a chocolate bar; If I run out at night, then I nip out in my car! And find the nearest shop, and buy my chocolate true! So here is it, a small gesture, to tell of my love for you! Well, your chocolate anyway! You see; I only eat you sometimes, well, maybe twice a day, It's so expensive, cos I have so much, the price I have to pay! It should be given free, so I could indulge and go mad! But it's just as well I can't, cos I'd be looking pretty sad! I can take it or leave it! It doesn't bother me! But I have it every day! Cos I love that stuff you see! I hide it in my cupboard, and in my roasting tin! And oh golly, I must admit, I'm never going to be thin! You see I started on a diet, and chocolate I shouldn't add But I'm addicted, I really am! So I cheated, and that's sad! I'd rather have a chocolate bar, than eat a proper meal, But then when I've finished it, it's sickly I do feel! So I'm going on a diet, and chocolate I won't eat! Cos I have to be quite honest; I've two bums on my seat! The Epliogue; I tried to go on that diet, cos I was getting rather fat; But I couldn't give it up! Cos I just wasn't having that! I'm never going to give it up! Cos my chocolate is my treat! I have to say, I don't care; if there are two bums on my seat!!! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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