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6 Pillows For My Bod!Oh dear me I have a problem, And so thought about my plight, And decided to write to Warners again, About my sleep at night! You see, I'm a little bit knackered, And can't really rest my head; That's why I need 6 pillows; Cos other wise I can't go to bed! So I sent an e-mail off today, And asked them if I could please; Have 6 pillows for my bed, So I can sleep with ease! And I got a reply off Tania to say yes, They would sort that out! And just like that, I'll have 6 pillows! So now I'll sleep, without a doubt! Tania asked if where we were staying at- Bodelwyddan castle; oh please! I had to copy paste it, Trying to spell it brought me to my knees! Now everyone keeps asking me- Where it is we will stay! So I tell them; Boddlinwotsit castle! And this is what they all say; ‘Oh, I know where you mean, And I can tell you that it's great! No kids to run riot all over! And no parents so irate!' Now everyone we know it seems... Has heard of the castle true! And everyone has said to us; ‘That it's the best holiday for you!' But then we had a thought the other day, About my pillow plight! And how I can't go to bed, Unless I have 6 of them at night! So I thought it'd be too short notice, To arrange this thing for me! But thought I'd better ask anyway, So I get the best help you see! And I was worried and pondering- About my silly pillow plight; And my friend as I say told me; ‘Catherine you better write!' But I forgot, oh golly wow, And I didn't know quite what to do! But there you go, you sorted it, So Tania; a great big thanks for you! Now a Warner's poem will be in my book; So I think that I'll add you, You'll be famous cos it's on world wide sale; Its free advertisement too! So book number three, oh golly gee, Warner's is on the map again!! And I hope you lot over there realise this, This poet's a little insane! So anyway, roll on Monday, Cos we will arrive there in style; With my new lightweight wheelchair, I'll be dancing all the while! Well of course we'll be arriving... In my car, silly, silly me! Cos if I had to come in my wheelchair, We'd never make it for our tea! So Warner's here we come; And we are going to have a blast! And I bet my money we'll go again! So we'll have to save up fast! I have subscribed to your info, On updates and holidays too! So I look forward to receiving it… And Tania; once again, thanks you true! It's all gud tho innit! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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