I wanted to talk to her first. Hell, I saw her first, but I just couldn't work up the nerves. Then some guy comes at her and spits a verse. I was glad when she declined at first, but became on guard when he started to curse.
  If he puts his hands on her he's history and we won't need Sherlock for this mystery… I'll even testify it was me, defense; in the name of honor and beauty. So go ahead throw the book at me, I stand on what I said. Now, I don't want to but, I will, bust a bottle across his head.
  Well, took her arm, and twisted it violently. She said "let go of me," too repeatedly for me. So I had to put my two cent in; stood up and punched him square across the chin. He let go of her then, but rounded no me so fast I felt the wind.
  Problem is he missed. So, I took advantage of this, did a WWF full arm dragon twist and he cried like a baby when I locked his wrist.
  Well ya'll I didn't need the bottle after all. He decided to leave the situation without further altercation. I'm sure he didn't expect that altercation. And I know tomorrow tonight won't be the topic of conversation.
  I'm kind of glad it happen the way it did because, she and I later go married and are expecting our first kid.