A friend drops in to visit
He lives far from the city,
He asks if we have any of our books
I start feeling giddy.
I nearly cr@pped my pants
When he set the money on the table,
Our books were only twenty dollars Canadian
To spend a high price, I didn't think he was able.
He gave us forty dollars a piece
I nearly cr@pped my pants,
He helped out a published author
I did my happy dance.