The Silly Scotsman
The silly Scotsman
Chews on bubble gum,
He sits in a rickety chair
On his fat bum.
He blows a bubble
Gets it in his hair,
Tries to get it out
While sitting in his chair.
He pulls and tugs
Then falls on the floor,
He pulls his hair too hard
And rolls out the door.
He bumps into a little girl
And screams,"Help me wee lass,
I got gum in me hair
And f@rts comin' ou' me a$$!"
I guess he shouldn't have
Eaten those cans of beans,
It was the funniest thing
I had ever seen.
He now sits
In his rickety chair,
With no bubble gum in his mouth
And a shiny head with no hair.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Aug.22/2004
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