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Santa Is An Aussie!Santa is an Aussie With a honey coloured tan. He weaves the beach each morning With a beer-can in his hand! His sun-glasses slide upon His greasy bulbous nose. He kicks the sand which sticks Between his grimy sun-burnt toes! His beer-belly bounces, And pops his buttons undone. His pants are ripped above the knees So he can get more sun! Santa is so jolly, It's Christmas every day. When December twenty-five arrives, He has no gifts to give away! Instead he parties on the beach, Drinking Aussie ice-cold beer, And with a slur he wishes all The best of Christmas cheer! Joy Weare. 5th December, 2006. Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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