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 A GARDEN OF LIMERICKS #1
~A Garden of Limericks #1~
(A little collection of Limericks written by me)



A fat, crazy bastard, called Pete,
Went searching for something sweet to eat
But they didn't have it
And so he threw a fit
That sent everybody scrambling down the street!

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There once was a young lad called Burton
Who liked living somewhere in Boston
He liked strolling at dawn
When the moon  appeared on
And shadows and fog seem to have gone!

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There was a young lady named Burton
Who enjoyed eating some fillet mignon
When he dined out
There wasn't a doubt
That he liked it better than having bouillon!!!

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There was a very young man from Toulon
Who fell in love with a girl for so long
Every time he saw her
He wanted to kiss her
So one day did it right there and on!!!


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A fine gentleman named Mr. Little
By the Queen was given a whittle
She invited him to tea
And to play croquet all day
Lost it all when carved her to brittle!


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Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2007


January,09,2007






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