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Flippin' Ell, Not Again!


To continue with the flippin' computer, he couldn't get on the net!
His explorer wasn't workin'…!  If it's iffy, it's what we get!
So I went to do a repair on it, and that just wouldn't work!
‘Well I'll sort it!'  I told him but on his face was an evil smirk!
I wondered what he was thinkin'?  Cos I'd seen that look before!
When he lost his temper once…And punched a hole in the door!

I gave him a piercing look, and withered him on the spot!
‘Behave yourself!' I warned him, ‘or you have had your lot!'
Well, I decided to restore the computer…To an earlier date,
And that would fix his settings, cos he was getting' in a state!
I went to start and run…you know…and went to msconfig…
Restored it all – and just like that, he danced a flippin' jig!

‘Whooooo,' he shouted to me!  ‘You are a clever lass…!'
‘You really know your stuff, you're a girl with such class!'
‘Dr Watson wont work!'  He said, ‘cos I ‘tell' him to do a repair,'
He opens the file, but what a shock, the file just isn't there!'
‘Don't you worry!'  Kid I said, ‘That's not a problem to me!'
‘Who need's him!' I added, ‘when you've got little old me!'

So I went to internet options, and cleared out his no good files,
And as I took a peep at him…he's sitin' there full of smiles!
I set up his automatic clean up, and messed with this and that,
Removed his ‘offline content, and cleaned up his mouse mat!
Then I ran the scan disc…And did a defrag too!
Oh cor blimey and sugar plumbs, the things I have to do!

But once again, all was well, I performed my magic again!
Cos I really have to say it…His computers a flippin' pain!
So I smiled meself a little smile, cos once more I did prevail…
And just like that, as usual, I typed out another tale!












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