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The House On The Haunted Hill

There was a house on the haunted hill.
And inside the house,was a golden mouse.
He wanted all of us to say cheese.
Before he took our picture.
Then! A large white cat came along.
He Said"Are you ready to play a casual game of ping pong".
The mouse said"Yes! But not until I cut the cheese".
So the white cat said"OK! then I will wait,
until it is time to celebrate.
After the golden mouse cut the cheese.
There was this terrible smell in the air.
It reeked of sewage.The white cat couldn't stand no more.
So he got up and left the house.
Again,at the house on the haunted hill.
Came a second visitor.
His brother Johnny showed up.
Johnny was a silver mouse,and because his brother was golden.
He was very jealous!!!
So he told his brother to bend over,and smell the clover.
Then,the golden mouse left the room.
In a very big hurry.
Because he thought his brother Johnny was gay.
Johnny said"Hurry! And never come back again.Ya hear!".
"Because the house on the haunted hill is for me".
"And me only"...

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