PEOPLE THINK I'M STUPID PEOPLE THINK I'M SLOW
BUT I HAVE A SECRET I CAN'T LET THEM KNOW
I HAVE HAD A PLAN THAT I CAN'T LET THEM SEE
I WILL PROVE THAT I AM THE MAN
THEN MAYBE THEY WILL LET ME BE
I HAVE BEEN A FOO LIN JUST TO GET ALONG
THEN THE DAY WILL COME
WHEN I WILL BE ON THE RUN
I'VIE PLANNED THIS DAY FOR YEARS
NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO BRING IT ON
TWO YEARS HAS COME AND GONE
THIS WILL BRING ME NO TEARS
NOW MY DOUBLE LIFE CAN BE ONE
I WENT OUT AND GOT ME A GUN
IT'S TIME TO GO OUT AND MAKE SOME DOE
THERE'S A SHOP DOWN THE ROAD I KNOW
NOTHING TO LOSE MY OLD LIFE NEAR ITS END
I WILL GO OUT AT NIGHT AND TAKE WHAT I ‘LL SPEND
THEN TAKE OFF AND LIVE LIKE A KING
ALREADY I'VIE PICK OUT THAT NICE SHINY RING
EVERYONE WILL WONDER WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO ME
OH HE IS JUST OLD AND SENILE LET HIM BE
THEY WILL BE LOOKING FOR SOME ONE OLD
I WILL BE OFF WITH THEIR GOLD
TAKE OFF MY BEARD AND MY OLD GREY WIG
AND ALL MY STUFFING THAT MAKE ME LOOK BIG
GET RID OF MY BLACK CANE AND MY RIGHT LIMP
BURN ALL MY CLOTHES THAT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A WIMP