Ever wondered how you get wax off clothes?
Yeah, me too, and I asked but nobody knows
I typed it into ‘Google' and ‘Ask Jeves'
But nothing came up about getting wax off sleeves
Nasty thick white stains on my clothes
I washed it and washed it, but it still shows
My favourite jeans and top
I even took them to a laundry shop
"Do you have any idea about getting wax off clothes?" I said
But the Eastern European lady just shock her head
Then whilst at work the other day
I asked the two old ladies I work with, if they knew a way?
They said get some news paper and iron over the wax stain
And that should send back the Wax from where it once came
And so just now I ironed my top and jeans over some Newspaper
And the wax melted with the heat and vapour
Now you might think this is completely berserk
But I swear to you it worked!
