I found a pin and made a wish
Stood looking a this gorgeous dish
Dressed To kill
Or maybe thrill
A sultry voice slid through my head
Surprised me with the words it said
I'm your locum Fairy Godmother
And I don't do the whispy dresses
Don't wave any bloody wand
Or shake my long blonde tresses
You went and caught me just by chance
I was on my way to a disco dance
So hurry up mate
Don't make me late
Just three seconds then I'm on my way
Get a move on up pal and make your day
Three two one that's yer lot
You had your time or all I've got
I made my wish but to my despair
That gorgeous bird was no longer there
