Hop, hop, hop,
little Easter bunny!
Hop, hop, hop!
Always thought that you were funny!
Never thought of you
as a dangerous threat,
something rabid Liberals
would be on the warpath to get!
I think Al Gore will make a movie,
worthy of a dummy:
“Another Inconvenient Fact:
The Menace of the Easter Bunny!”
Poor little sweetie pie!
Poor little harmless honey!
Poor little cuddly cutie!
Poor little Easter bunny!
Hop, hop, hop,
little Easter bunny!
Hop, hop, hop!
Always thought that you were funny!