The other night I had a dream that ended way too soon.
It was getting so exciting I didn't want to leave my room.
But my breathing became so intense it woke up my wife.
Not knowing what was wrong she turned on the light..
Now I told myself this morning that I would try it again,
hopefully it will come back so I can see how it ends.
Well I've never dreamt the same dream again the next day,
it happened again last night and it took my breath away.
You see the story continues with me on the ground,
with hundreds of beautiful woman all around.
These women were the best looking that I've ever seen,
they started fighting over me now this is truly a dream.
I found out that the explosion was from a meteor shower,
that all the men on earth disappeared in an hour.
That left me to be the only man on the whole earth,
a situation that every man dreams of since his birth.
Let me tell you this, it ain't no piece of cake,
it's getting to the point of being too hard to take.
Since I was the only man on the whole earth,
my stock had been raised more than it's ever been worth.
I couldn't get any rest because they kept on wanting me,
I couldn't get away because they all hypnotized me.
Eventually I was able to break myself free,
I ran down the road and I did it rapidly.
Before I knew it they were right on my tail,
this is the price of being the only available male.
I came upon a forest and I made my way through,
I hid behind a tree where I was out of their view.
I waited till they passed before I made my way back,
but I was not prepared for their latest attack.
I was ambushed by the most beautiful girls
that you will ever see in the entire world.
They wanted me to be the father of all their kids,
I don't know what I did to deserve all of this.
Is this really a dream or is it reality?
I did not want to wake up because I felt like a king.
Then all of a sudden I felt someone tugging at me,
I looked all around me but there was nothing to see.
I cried out their names Michelle, Tammy, Christine and Audrey,
then my wife woke me and said, "You better be dreaming of me!”