If you are an average guy
you're not prone to lie
or purposefully pollute the sky.
You don't poison pets'
or peoples' food.
Mostly, you're good
and in a good mood.
However, if you are average like me,
lately you have your mind blown
every time you turn on
your TV.
People seem to have lost
their self-respect.
The latest fashion has all the finesse
of get-out-of-bed hairdos,
pierced, tattooed, topped with
a weird colored tress,
and looking like an unshaven,
hang over mess.
Lewd best describes how to dress.
Often, I must confess,
I even feel a bit depressed.
Lastly, aggressive and rude
best describes society's mood.
Honking when the light turns green,
impatience spews from silent screams
directed at you through
their SUV tinted glass.
How good would it feel to pull them
over and kick them in the a..!
But I digress.
Like it or not, we are caught
in this crazy world's
seemingly self-destructive
plot.