Oh Hell, Oh Em!!
Whoops-a-daisy and sugar plumbs!
Em is really off her head!
With snakes and lizards and mammals,
She's truly nuts; it has to be said!
She told me she had a headache,
‘Oh dear me!' I thought!
Her snakes were causing a problem,
And no solace could be sought!
And on top of this she said;
Her hubby was in the loft above!
Looking for a pram and stuff!
(I bet he even finds a dove!)
She needed a cup of coffee!
To decaffeinate her stressful head!
But like I say, I think she's nuts,
It really has to be said!
So oh woe is she, she's up the wall,
And doesn't know what to do!
So I thought I'd send you a ditty Em,
All about your weird pets - and you!!
©Catherine Inglesby 2007
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