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YOU ARE MY LIGHT ( Daveda's Hybrid Concrete Candle Style )

BEAUTIFUL IS LOVE ( The Blitz Style )

YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING ( Free Verse)

SO VERY REAL AND TRUE ( Waltz Waves )

COME MY LOVE ( Waltz Waves )



YOU WHOM I LOVE SO MUCH AND MORE (Waltz Waves)

SO VERY DEEP INSIDE ME ( Waltz Waves )

DAY AND NIGHT ( Waltz Waves)

MY DEAREST DARLING ( Waltz Waves )

YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME ( Waltz Waves )

MR. WONDERFUL YOU ( Rictameter )

MOONBEAMS AND YOU ( Rictameter )

TRUE FRIENDSHIP ( Couplet )

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF ( Butterfly )

S U M M E R ( Dorian 42 )

THE SWAN KING ( Key To My Heart)

BUILDER OF DREAMS ( Key To My Heart )

YOU ARE ( Etheree)

MOONGLOW ( Rictameter )

THE HIBISCUS DANCE ( Butterfly )

HAPPY AND BRIGHT ( The Bell )

YOU ARE MY WHOLE WORLD ( Cascade )

YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE ( Cinquain )

HE'LL GIVE YOU LOVE PEACE AND HOPE ( Quatern)

LOVE CAN BRING A SONG ( Serpentine Nonet )

THE RAINBOW CONNECTION ( Rhyme)

ALWAYS (Quatern )

THANK YOU GOD ( The Bell )

VESSEL OF LIGHT ( Vessel Of Light )

YOUR VERY BEAUTIFUL LOVE ( Trine )

YOU ( Jesus Tears )

THE RED THE WHITE AND THE BLUE (Free Verse)

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STAR STRUCK (Limericks)









 
 





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~Star Struck~
(Medley of 4 funny Brad Pitt limericks)


1

A girl threw herself at Brad Pitt
She wanted to kiss him but he hit
Her hard, right on the head,
But thank God, she isn't dead,
Cause,that's all from Pitt, she will ever get!


2

A girl threw herself at Brad Pitt
She wanted to kiss him but he hit
Her right on the kisser
But she was a bruiser,
When they told her she's better split!

3

A woman threw herself at Brad Pitt,
She wanted to kiss him, but he hit
Her right on the kisser,
But she was a bruiser,
When they informed her,you better split!


4

A girl threw herself at Brad Pitt,
She just wanted to hug him but he hit
Her hard, right on the head,
But thank God, she isn't dead,
And, that's all, from Pitt, that she'll ever get!





Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2007


September,6,2007








STAR STRUCK (Limericks)


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