~Star Struck~
(Medley of 4 funny Brad Pitt limericks)
1
A girl threw herself at Brad Pitt
She wanted to kiss him but he hit
Her hard, right on the head,
But thank God, she isn't dead,
Cause,that's all from Pitt, she will ever get!
2
A girl threw herself at Brad Pitt
She wanted to kiss him but he hit
Her right on the kisser
But she was a bruiser,
When they told her she's better split!
3
A woman threw herself at Brad Pitt,
She wanted to kiss him, but he hit
Her right on the kisser,
But she was a bruiser,
When they informed her,you better split!
4
A girl threw herself at Brad Pitt,
She just wanted to hug him but he hit
Her hard, right on the head,
But thank God, she isn't dead,
And, that's all, from Pitt, that she'll ever get!
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2007
