Postman,
Thank you for your deliveries
My letter-box is bulging
With Christmas mail
Though what I'm really waiting for
Is shipment of
My Christmas male
It's very nice
All the greetings I'm receiving
Beautiful cards
With robins and fairytales
But what I'm really expecting
Is despatch
Of my Christmas male
The other morning
You left a package
My heart began beating
Like a rabid drum
And very nice it was to accept it
It was a gift from mi dear old Mum
Oh postman, postman
Come stop tormenting
Where is my special delivery
On you I wait
Please hurry up with the precious cargo
I'm a hungry wolf
With an empty plate
Ok postman, I am now repenting
For previous sins
I might have availed
But please, now that I'm begging
I promise to be good
If you
Deliver my male!!