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Gone With The Wind!


"Tomorrow is another day" Scarlett said,
 But I disagree,
I think, you see,
The world will end now instead!

Because when he farts,
Things fall apart,
And I am totally gassed,
You have to help me,
Set me free,
From the thing that comes out his ass!

"Tomorrow is another day" Scarlett said,
  But I disagree,
 I hope, you see,
 That the world will end now instead!

He's a champion farter,
I must be smarter,
And run right from the room,
Before the walls cave in,
At the demon within,
And I am sentenced to stinky doom!

"Tomorrow is another day" Scarlett said,
 But I disagree,
 I prey, you see,
The world will end now instead!

He says,
"Pull my finger!"
And the odour doth linger,
Forever and a day!
At that look on his face,
I must make haste,
And scram right out his way.

I love you Dad,
But you smell really bad,
And I wish you weren't my kin!
You are worse than the cat,
One more smell like that,
 And I am
‘Gone With the Wind'.







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