"Tomorrow is another day" Scarlett said,
But I disagree,
I think, you see,
The world will end now instead!
Because when he farts,
Things fall apart,
And I am totally gassed,
You have to help me,
Set me free,
From the thing that comes out his ass!
"Tomorrow is another day" Scarlett said,
But I disagree,
I hope, you see,
That the world will end now instead!
He's a champion farter,
I must be smarter,
And run right from the room,
Before the walls cave in,
At the demon within,
And I am sentenced to stinky doom!
"Tomorrow is another day" Scarlett said,
But I disagree,
I prey, you see,
The world will end now instead!
He says,
"Pull my finger!"
And the odour doth linger,
Forever and a day!
At that look on his face,
I must make haste,
And scram right out his way.
I love you Dad,
But you smell really bad,
And I wish you weren't my kin!
You are worse than the cat,
One more smell like that,
And I am
‘Gone With the Wind'.