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Santa's Stuck AgainSanta is stuck again Down the chimney, he won't fit, He is much fatter this year But, I know, he won't quit. He wiggles like a worm But, he knows, he's too fat, Mrs. Clause warned him already Because she had to sew his slacks. The reindeer were laughing At poor old Santa Clause, The elves were supposed to help him They were busy drawing straws. They could hear Santa yelling "Get me the hell out of here, So I can get my drawers fixed And kick the sh!t out of those reindeer!" Copyright Cynthia Jones Dec.5/2007 Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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