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Pop Goes The Bottle!!!Well blimey-o-riley and glory be! What's this I hear, what's wrong with thee? You've had to pay out money, oh dear! And the reason why, well that's very clear! I hear you got stung, but not by a bee! It was cos of the mail you got, sent by me! I cant help it Andi, cos I'm prolific; I'm told! So I thought I'd hound you, if I may be so bold! Well lets face it I'm a Scouser, born in the ‘Pool, We are manic and demented, and live by the rule! So the rule for this month it to mail you; a lot! Oh blimey-o-riley, I think I should be shot! You see, I love words, oh blimey I do! And I think you can tell, cos I've sent enough to you! Dave told me you'd been stung, but not by a bee, Oh sugar plums and toffee pops, it was cos of me!! So have you bought any more pop this week? And if so, is it solace that you seek? I'd stop writing, but I'm addicted to the odd word! Well, that's what I call it, but you'll have heard! So I cant oblige there Andi, cos I have to write! I mean to say, I've been up late every night! I'd sit in this cupboard, tap, tapping away! And all Rich can hear, cos it's all I seem to say! Is; ‘Damn this bloody computer, I hate it, I do!' But I tolerated it, yep, just especially for you! But then Rich sympathised with my plight! And bought me a new PC so he could sleep at night! Now I am only joking, I'm not on it all night! Good job about that, or I'd look more of a sight! All bag eyed, and bleary eyed, and very red! I would be in a mess; it has to be said! But do I worry about that, nah, I don't, cos you see! I love to write these words down, I'm a poet yep, me!! Hope your Christmas isn't too bad, and pretty please, Don't drink too much pop, or you'll end up on your knees! So pop goes the bottle, I can hear it from here! But I'm not down wind of you lot, so I have no fear! Cos I hear tell that the wind that you suffer out there, Is bloody awful, and you lot don't even care! So for now I'll let you off, you know, with the farts, Cos if you didn't let off, you'd be thought of as tarts! Not the kind you eat, but the effeminate kind! Just thought I would say that, I'm sure you don't mind!! Hey, its ok, I'm a poet, who knows the score, And that gives me carte' blanch' so I can write more!!! So pop goes the bottle for every 10 mail you get! It's costing you a fortune, and there's more to come yet!! Merry Christmas Andi! And to the lot of you over there! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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