Wouldn't It Be Smart

I have er chore I work, like a lot er folks
they pay me, I pay 'ee Tax dues
Our Gov. dishes out 'ee taxes as it sees fit, to po folk,
In order to get 'ee earnin's I'm due,

as well as to pass 'ee random pee test,
which 'ee has ne're a squable, I'm havein' a concern,
with, 'ee dishin' out of 'ee dues 'ee will invest,
to needin' folk who are't havin' to pass er pee in 'ee eurn,

fer a test, excep',per'aps one should need to pass a pee sample
Fer Gov's Cheques, cause I have to pass er, to earn it for 'em
Please mind- I have nay concern with helpin', when I have ample,
getin' pofolk back up, I do, on 'ee other hand, have er problem,

Helpin' one sitin' on their butt, like a donkey or flower child,
only doin' hallucogens, when I toil- unlike 'ee bloomin' idiot,
Imagine how much dues 'ee town would save if er young'n
has to pass 'ee pee, to get public aid, wouldn't it be smart.

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